I get that it looks tacky. But, I am seriously, earnestly asking: There are costs associated with cleanup. What are they supposed to do?

I proposed to my hubby, in the sense that while at burning man, I drunkenly suggested that if we got married, we would get my parents off our backs and also get a lot of new kitchen gadgets. He drunkenly agreed with me. We have been married for almost 4 years and my parents quit accusing us of living in sin finally.…

my wife just informed me"very nsfw" also applies to the kitchen table

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?

Black Friday can be fun for people-watching, because everything that's wrong with modern society is on display lined up in the aisles. You really get the sense that there's no hope from the proles in a way that even a landslide Republican electoral victory can't hammer home.

Black Friday can be fun for people-watching, because everything that's wrong with modern society is on display lined…

Don't forget the bourbon, people.

Being a University of Kentucky sports radio show host and openly declaring your liberal leanings takes at least some level of courage.

How did Taylor Swift get on the Deadspin site?

But if I don't cut out gluten, how am I supposed to fight off the Ebola epidemic? You don't expect me to get vaccinated and risk catching autism, do you?

If you want to free your diet of something harmful, free it of stupidity.

But of course! And Dregs are Dougs.

Maybe his full name and address don't need to be made public here?

I think this is an invasion of privacy and a little creepy. I know that it's public information, but that doesn't mean it's ethical to broadcast it in an article mocking this guy.

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Just in case you don't believe anyone else, I did freelance reporting for a couple of years. Calling and interviewing a source that had a direct relationship with the subject, and then cross-checking on LexisNexis is "real research".

I believe the technical term for what you're doing is called "pearl clutching".

"obsequiously stupid" - I do not think that word means what you think it means...

Most race organizers are nonprofit and/or tax exempt. Like, 97% of them.