no, the problem is someone would rather take the chance of possibly causing a wreck than inconvenience themselves by having to double back to the exit they should have used. it happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME. oh damn, i'm about to miss that right turn. let me cross 2 lanes of traffic at the last minute instead of…

DeHoff- Okay, I think I'll have the entendre burger... You know what? Fuck it. Make it a double.

Meanwhile, in a quiet corner of Starkville, Dan Mullen is preparing a "I'll never leave State" speech and texting his agent.

My alma mater is on here for football? Everyone buy a Powerball ticket. Now.

I'd go with Dempsey.

Man, this is the first time I'm reading about this. Most people I know here in the city could give two fucks. I asked some of my Jewish friends if I was just being glib, and they were like, "Wait, what? We haven't heard about this. Why are people pissed?"

I agree we need balance but balance seems to have been sorely lacking from this panel as well. Fighting vitriol with more vitriol isn't going to help anyone.

While that may be true it still doesn't change the fact that many offensive things were said that are genuinely worth getting angry about. Getting so upset just because of the food being offered would indeed be ridiculous—and for some people that is their reason—but ignoring the main cause for concern is kind of…

The main upset with this is not so much that they're serving Palestinian food as much as it's about the Palestinian panel discussion that took place right before it opened. Read local articles about it and you'll see that's what most people are upset about. I'm a Pitt student and my roommate is a very active member of…

"Cable" = shorthand for any pay-TV offering a basic channel package that includes ESPN, or TNT. So traditional cable, satellite, or telephone company TV (FiOS, U-Verse, Prism). Assuming the typical split between advertisers and carriage payments, and the usual markups, this could cost almost $1 a month on top of the…

Regardless, Bungie: As adults with roommates, spouses, children, and pizza delivery guys occasionally asking for our attention, we cordially ask you to add some way to pause your fucking game. Thanks.

Your cable bill will increase a couple of dollars a month solely because of the NBA.

Obviously, step one is to not fear him.

Huh? This article is literally still on the first page of the site, and I have no recollection of interacting with you before. You have a lot of anger. I recommend kickboxing.

You commented without watching the video, got a light jab in response, and get this pissed about it? Woooow.

Maybe but I've had great conversations with random people and I don't see anything wrong with engaging someone I don't know. I enjoy meeting people and am a pretty nice person. Everyone is a stranger until they're not.

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;

It looks like an optical illusion. The tesseract of side dishes, a pork-dimensional hyperfood. You enter Wendy's to eat this and exit from a gas station bathroom in a desert 4,000 miles away wondering which of your memories are real and which were implanted.

Good lord, how have we gotten so far as a species.