Is it-is it over?

Just think, somewhere in that tiny world, there's a tiny man shooting another tiny man in the face over a tiny drug deal gone wrong.

WATAHHHHHHH!!!!

That's exactly how I imagined members of the master race to look like

For nine years he has waited for his awakening.

I guess you could say that I went old school...

Here's my submission, if it's unsuitable I can try to censor it.

Fixed it.

Long live the King.

...And I'm all out of bubblegum.

(...) Some mischief here and there — not just assassinations.

Just a little bit closer....

I haven't been able to understand the Assassin's Creed games for years now. I try them every now and again - I've played 1, 2, Brotherhood and Black Flag - but it just feels like the same game repeated ad nauseum. Even Black Flag, the so-called "reinventor" and "savior" of the series, was so clogged and bloated with…

*Braces for incoming hatred*
I didn't like Just Cause 1 or 2 :/