Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”
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ShantyTown
Legit question: I’m 43 and never been married - what is the appeal of trying to propose in front of the largest crowd you can muster? To me, it seems both quite the gamble (as seen here - even if the person says “let me think about it”, you’re not getting the answer you want and throwing your relationship into…
Honestly - it probably would.
I majored in “videogame historical accuracy studies” and am qualified to state that it is 100% accurate.
Women fought in WW II.
This is established historical fact.
The delicate fee-fees of the armchair historians who’ve never cared to engage with the reality of the war beyond saying “I watched Band of Brothers five times” (and no insult to Band of Brothers; I own the Blu-Ray and DVD editions, it was that good) are not a…
Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.
I La-Li-lu-le-lol’d
The one thing we know, is that they guy had some sort of weaponry capable of taking a life.
Very nice! You got lucky there wasn’t a Kapkan trap on that door otherwise that would have been very disappointing. But I agree with you, ever since Siege came out, it has been my go to for multiplayer.
All of those things are things he said during his act.
No other game has taught me so much about myself as The Long Dark.
They should also take away your achievements and give them to a player with a white character who didn’t earn them.
The ONLY thing that could have made this better was if Deadpool was an Inflight Attendant.
It’s mean, but topical.
This is always the game I point to as what I think is the best game soundtrack ever. I was 12 years old when Vice City came out (meaning, it was literally half my life ago), and to this day, when I hear "I Ran" I can visualize the entire launch trailer that I saw all those years ago. When I hear "Billie Jean" I…