I'm done with the sailing. No more sailing, EVER.

Dont assume you know what will offend people if you're not those people.

every time you poke it, there's a 5 minute long exposition speech.

I made this a while back, so it is a GBD original. I'll whip up a new one too.

Oh my god that kid is the best. So mellow, he is.

"Why don't you cut down on the swearing little boy"

I'd love to keep doing things like this, because I have a bajillion games to talk about, but that's gonna be up to Totilo. I'll probably post some personal stuff on my blog, which is linked at the bottom of the article, and I'm planning to do similarly-styled videos... so we'll see how that works out, I guess.

Whether or not I agree with your conclusion (I completely agree), THIS is what I want from game journalism: critical thinking about the medium. Great article, thanks.

It's been 13 years

Depends.

I play video games because they are art.

Same reason I masturbate. I'm moderately good at it, and it's enjoyable/frustrating until I finish.

This is why we desperately need Bully 2 with all types of online school multiplayer modes such as hide and seek, tag, dodgeball, karting, skating, biking, snowball fights, water gun fights, and duck duck goose and so on... Please Rockstar make it happen!

Totally obvious, did it anyway.