Oh man, it is high noon on my sundial right now.

I dream of starting a movement to replace all confederate monuments, statues and tributes with Sherman pieces.

Rhoda from The Bad Seed.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Ooh mental health thread. I definitely need one this week. I battled my brain yesterday afternoon and evening telling me how worthless I was and wouldn’t it be better if I disappeared. Thankfully, it has shut up today.

We already know they will believe anything, though. It’s how we got here.

Is it incompetence, or the fact that some of the Repubs actually seem to have a conscience and/or a spine, and don’t want to vote for it? Because it’s wrong? Or at the very least, because they realize they’ll lose voters?

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

I like this idea. I mean, I can see some midwives hexing pregnant women but if you make them promise not to then they’ll realize that that conduct is frowned upon so it helps to teach them not to do it. I think I’ll ask my gardener to promise not to steal my soul and sell it to the devil just so he understands the…

It is new that a president is so fucking stupid and corrupt that he thinks one unqualified family member can oversee ALL of these complicated issues.

McCheetoism. We are in an era of McCheetoism.

Particularly shocking given Uber’s stellar reputation as a safe convoy for female passengers.

He is still alive and he proved why he and her stand for by supporting White Hate candidate Trump. The money isn’t the thing , clearly. That’s why I want her to feel the shame and the wrath of her bigotry.

“12 schnitzengruben is my limit, baby!”

Putin: *does increasingly creepy things we can’t do anything about or even really understand because we don’t have his james bond villain brain*

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

I have to admit writing this all down feels good in some way. I'm still keeping the secret, but I am unloading some of the feelings that go with it. I appreciate you all bearing with me while I spout off.