I can imagine that he doesn’t ever want to feel like he did that day. 

I mean, I don’t begrudge Guinness on expanding their line, but at the same time, it’d be like Pizza Hut opening a flagship store and when you’re like ‘One meat lovers please’ they respond with, ‘Oooo, sorry, no pizzas, but would you like to try our authentic Mexican style street tacos?’. 

What a bunch of Thor losers!

Finally an awards show I’d actually watch.

No. This color is lame and it looks gross on me. Even if I liked it, I wouldn't be getting all "WOO HOO YEAH FUCKING ORCHID, MAN" because I got all excited about emerald last year and...nothin'. Straight-up fuck-all. This top is neat, does it come in emerald green? No. Can I find some awesome bright emerald green…

This isn't really a helpful comment at all. If you disagree, at least take the time to explain (nicely) why you think otherwise, or don't bother saying anything.

There was once a gorilla that fell for a giraffe. It was a new feeling since he used to date cats.