I would totally have finished reading this piece if only it were shorter.

Pacifist checking in here. I hate to admit but I felt the exact same. What a piece of shit she is.

I don’t know. That was a pretty diplomatic answer from someone of her age. Like a lot of people I would have expected a more forceful indication of clear support from someone who has made a transition such as her own and in light of the persecution she must have endured because of it. As it turns out, her opinion is…

When is this man going to jail?

Holy shit. Look at the website. They don’t take credit cards but they accept cheques. I’m gonna get out my rotary phone and call them up to book a table.

Yoko Ono belongs on one of those clickbait lists of celebrities who are shockingly out of touch.

Wow. Completely spontaneous spoiler about a hugely anticipated novel right in the headline. No way to possibly miss it while browsing Jez. What a complete fucking douche move. There have been times where I've questioned the integrity of Jez writers but this is hands down the most petulant, unprofessional thing I've…

I hope I never meet your kids.

Haha. This was so brutally funny. You’re sick.

I'm intrigued by your experience here. I had so much fun with Black Flag. Still think about it when I'm playing other games. Didn't fell at all like what you described. Give it another 20 minutes and you'll be free to roam the most intriguing game world I've seen.

What I will never understand is how people travel without items that must be checked. Even if I’m on the road for only a couple days I must have a razor, shaving gel, bar of soap, moisturizer, cologne and most importantly deodorant (you don’t want to be next to me on a flight if I don’t have it). How do you get a bar…

Plot twist: the fedora is wearing YOU!

You’re the asshole in that story

How can that be legal? Taking pictures of someone in the privacy of their home?...

I would not do this.

I don't even know what a console really is nowadays. It's just a bunch of hardware that I don't understand that is either buggy or not. I buy Playstation because I know I can game without much hassle and that's the only thing I care about (I am not good with computers). In this environment it's hard to imagine how…

onion level satire right there

bald guy here. People often touch my head. I'm white though so it isn't racist.

reminds me of mark zuckerberg's Chinese language Q&A.

the problem wasn't just one white guy.