I would have thought that was pretty funny 10 years ago. The Internet really has changed my sense of humour.

exactly this.

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Why am I getting these audio filled ads popping up over the article? Bloody annoying.

I drink that particular brand all the time. It's awesome.

If there is shit in your Mac n Cheese you definitely shouldn't eat it. Switch brands.

Exactly my impression here in China.

I'd like to point out to Gawker that with the new commenting system I've gone from spending several hours every week browsing comments across the network to less than 10 minutes. The new system seems to have completely hidden all worthwhile content. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Can anybody explain this new commenting system to me? I don't see any comments and I can only view one thread at a time. What comes up first is usually the most boring thread. Totally baffled by this.

Open the pod bay doors KUKA!

Yeah right. When Mac OS starts behaving like Windows...that'll be the day.

derp derp derp.

This.

He's like the very worst qualities of all gamedom distiller down to 8-bit.

Hmmmm....this is a compelling.

Fuck me. I just read that whole 'how to be a good wingman" post from beginning to end before realizing it's an ad. Fuck Jimmy Kimble and fuck that.

In fairness, the first comment on the post is in response, it is not by the original poster. The way you post this makes it look like the post title was 'look at this thing I masturbated to'. It's not. The response seems to be making fun of the OP.

Nailed it.

Carbon monoxide poisoning due to machinery/ventilation malfunction or human error.

Well that depends on where you draw the line on issues that the bible likes to take abhorrent stands on. For instance homosexuality and womens' rights. If your god tells you to oppose gay rights, then yes, you are bad and should be ashamed.