I have a hard time believing that the sexual innuendo in the image is inadvertent. What do you think?

How does one get to be that narcissistic? Honest question. Is it a mommy/daddy thing?

That is some sick PS skill right there. Dope pic bro.

Taiwan seems like a good place to get your rocks off.

Boy do they ever rock and roll there in Taiwan.

Get a duck. Put it on your face. Take a selfie.

What in glob's name is that and where can I get one?

Fucking magnets! How do they work?

Fucking magnets! How do they work?

Seriously wicked combo bro!!!! First I laughed. Then I lol'd again. Thanks.

"XXXX person who did XXXX thing should be shot"

Good call.

Honest question here: how does one discipline a cat or teach it not to do certain things without hitting? Also what's the status quo on hitting cats? I mean like, my parents spanked me when I was bad, but it was never remotely physically painful. Like most Europeans nowadays I don't intend to strike my children but I…

Hey Lady. If things don't work out Jake can I call you sometime?

Holy shit! Check out the arrow hipster boxer video.

You FTW!

Typically when you hear a bad number in Chinese media you must multiply it by an arbitrary factor to get a more accurate picture of the situation. In this case it's safe to assume that there are 12,000 fucking crocodiles on the loose in China's urban centers! Also, as of writing, only half a crocodile had been…

Nobody makes a greater mockery or ridiculous caricature of Chinese culture than Chinese media. Nobody.

Then you are an ass.

So much intellectual gymnastics needed to be able to get anywhere near these arguments.