I can't resist:

The worst kind of racist is this kind of racist who thinks he's doing 'misunderstood' or 'under-appreciated' races a favour.

No dude. AgingHipster is right. You're a fucking creep.

My first instinct was to react against the anti-white guy racism that I perceive here, then I followed through on the links and now I just feel gross inside.

Honest to god, I can't tell if you're making fun of the way that no-wit commentators always gripe about hipsters or if you're a no-wit commentator managing to fit a gripe about hipsters into this space.

I hardly dare to admit it but I had KFC once for lunch when I was in Japan for only three days. It's a completely different universe of awesome chicken. Even the KFC is better in Japan.

This guy could make book shelves sound creepy, ominous and unsettling.

Substitute 'women' for 'people' and see if your statement still rings true. It does.

Yo! Gonna check it out.

You should have stopped at 'I hate...'

9 out of 10 dentists agree.

This right here. This made me laugh. You FTW.

Yeah, if running Windows on a Sony is what you need to feel like an outlier you should re-examine things.

I'm an otherwise pretty liberal person but when it comes to the perpetrators of sexual violence I just lose it all. I'm the worst mouth-breathing conservative imaginable when it comes to this. I feel like I could push the button myself, go back in the house like Clint Eastwood and sleep like a fucking baby. I don't…

That's funny. I'm quick to dismiss a book I don't like, and I don't go in for pretentious bullshit but 100 Years blew me away.

"[She] reads a book nearly every day - and reads about 875 books a school year."

Have a hard time understanding how someone could torture a person they care about in this way. One of the features of loving or caring about a person is having an innate desire to prevent them from experiencing any kind of suffering isn't it? I mean, it's not a big deal in the end but it's just my first thought.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! THIS GIF RIGHT HERE FOREVER IN ALL CAPSS!!!!!!

Actually I think they're both right. It's just one of those things. In fact, I think you're totally right too. Swear to glob I'm not being sarcastic. Love the graphic too.

Glad to hear it :) Enjoy that coffee.