Bill Gates is the devil. He is an evil human being.

I just...I can't....

5 years!!!??? That's bullshit. The judge who sentenced your brother should get 5 fucking years. No doubt he needed to be punished, but these 'tough-on-crime' assholes are a scourge. I hope your brother managed to reform and didn't 'learn his lesson', ie. how to graduate from a petty criminal to a violent criminal,…

Let's snark about a woman's pregnancy near-death experience, while implying it is imagined, and feel good about ourselves on a Sunday night.

...and in the darkness bind them...

How could you possibly think that that is a keying?

Excellent writing. Highly quotable. Just great fucking writing.

You nailed it! Haha. Hopefully Mario is not Michael though...Don Bowser would rule the five mushroom boroughs...

Whuuuuut? Never heard of it. What is this lost Mario game of which you speak?

You sound like you were an awesome kid!

Haha. This made me laugh in a good way.

I really don't know any men my age who were 'feminist' (ie. valued equality between and among the sexes) while growing up. In our view boys were better at everything and that was the natural order of things. Teachers, television, religion, whatever, didn't do much to discourage that view. It took a lot of growing up…

Truth!

The guy seems genuinely contrite about it though. Fact is 'pimping' is treated as fodder for jokes by tons of pop-culture outlets. I'm revolted by it as much as you are.

This.

Haha. This is the best.

WTF? It's stories like this that make it easy for me to embrace feminism.

One strike and you're out huh?

Haha. Maybe. I think it's tough to talk on camera like that though. Still strikes me as pretty articulate, if a bit incoherent.

Are you kidding? Watch it again.