No kidding. Caption of the year and DS uses it in a headline without a shout-out? Total shit behaviour.

Woah woah woah! Possibly the greatest comment ever.

Is it not possible to find any of these in the playstation store online via my PS3?

His sons names are Date Rape, Roofies, Victim Blaming and Shewasaskingforit. They're charming little fellows.

My very first thought exactly. Also his 4 sons are probably date-rapes waiting to happen.

Please god hurry up and get this game released. I want it now!

Good one!

Cool list. Restored my faith in lists. This is an awesome one.

Wow. You really articulated that well and I couldn't agree more. The fact is though that the mythology Ms. West refers to is all too often celebrated rather than challenged. I think that's changing though which is a positive thing.

I just started replaying Rockstar's Bully for PS2 a couple weeks ago and was pretty stunned to notice that your adolescent male character can make out with certain other male students in the school. I'm surprised I'd never heard any coverage of that before.

I'm gonna be like that.

Cool. I want to hear more about this. Is your dad a generally tough guy or what?

It was a good one too! Observing serious commenters who missed the blinding sarcasm is part of the punchline for me.

Wow. The children of that generation are gonna really hate their parents when they turn 30. Wait for it.

I would guess that the absolute vast majority of jalops have probably never driven drunk. What planet are you from and where do they teach such gloriously unsarcastic prose that I may learn the strange ways of your people? And is Fred Greenwood your real name? If so that's pretty ballsy and certainly deserves kudos.…

Yep. It was my first thought actually. My second thought was that Gawker media hates people with money.

He's got Ferrari dumbass. Those things move way faster than Canadian taxes.

Stay strong bro. Maintain a positive attitude. My comment seems a bit negative on re-reading it but that weren't the point :) Be with someone you respect and someone who respects you. This thing you cannot compromise.