Did you see the 90s cartoon where he just sucked the essence out of people instead of killing them? That’s what a PG-13 Carnage would be.

The only difference I see is that Wizards of the Coast is using this tour as a marketing tool for their game. Unlike the other sports where the tournaments are what makes the money, for MTG the world championship is just another way to promote their brand. So it wouldn’t be unreasonable for them to offer some sort of…

Are we all just ignoring the fact that she punches an old lady on the bus? I’m sure she is a skrull or something, but she just punched an old lady on the bus right? 

I my house right now there are 3 different versions of Skyrim. I have yet to get through the opening dragon fight in any of them. (OK, that’s not exactly true in the VR one I did get a little further than that, but not much). 

Are the target people standing still or are they trying to dance the moves and the computer is helping them get closer? 

College tuition has shot up exponentially. A year at University of Miami in 1991 was around $3700*. That is equivalent of about $6700 (if you adjust for inflation). It was much easier to work your way through college when I was going to school (around this same time) because the cost of college itself was cheaper. If…

OK, so here is what happened. There are some staffers at the White House who freaked out last year after the “there are bad people on both sides” comments and were like “We have to distract him from this racist stuff” So they frantically tried to find something to take his mind off it.

I think the wording of “to commemorate” indicates that these logos are not the “official” logo of the new space force, but rather, just the commemorative plate edition of the logo that people who donate to the campaign can get.

Is that Jon Voight? Is this from the new Mission Impossible? Come on, spoiler warning stuff like this, the movie is still in theaters!

“Peter, you’ve become a pirate.” is an all time great line. Doesn’t really have anything to do with this movie, but you mentioned Hook and I just thought I would share. 

This really has to be an all time great reply to someone you don’t know on the internet trying to tell you what to do with your life. 

It is funny to see how different people have different ideas of what they are looking for in a movie watching experience. I don’t watch many movies at home because it is always hard to find a time when there are no interruptions.

I have known I was old for a while now, but the first paragraph of this article confirmed it. I had to read it like 10 times just to figure out that it was talking about a bunch of people that I have never heard of (stranger things dude, not included) 

Cinemark’s subscription service helps this a bit. You pay $9 a month get one ticket free a month and 20% off concessions. That 20% saves my family more than the discounted ticket prices. 

But in small town world the movie theater isn’t a walk on the way to work it is a 45 minute drive to the nearest town big enough to have a theater. 

I’m with you. There were flashes of greatness, but not as tight as a “good” Pixar movie. Maybe it was because I felt the twist early and that sort of colored all of their long conversations to me, but those scenes felt forced.

Here is what I know about Batman and Robin. I was newly married when it came out and I told my young bride, “Come on, let’s go watch this if it is bad you can pick the next movie.” Our son (who was born 3 years later) was 10-years-old before I got to pick another movie, and I never complained a bit. It was a just…

Anyone else stunned that this was just 4 years ago? I would have sworn it was early 2000s.

This is just the first step in the eventual AI uprising. Like the raptors in Jurassic Park this car was just “testing the fence” and seeing if they could take out the police. There will be another crash in another place as they continue to test the system for weakness.

This isn’t really on topic, but the thought of a 30 day ban from Facebook has me thinking. Would it be so bad if we had a 30 day ban from all social media. I mean, it is bad for the government to do that, I know, but how cool would it be if all social media just shut down for a while.