Sounds like you should have gotten a lot more swirlies as a kid, then. Feel free to get yourself up to date by slamming your microdick in a car door.

Depends on the era/storyline. Originally he was just constantly trying to murder Spidey - Eddie motivated by revenge, Venom Symbiote motivated by rejection. Then he became a “Lethal Protector”, like a Punisher for homeless people, but in doing so he fed the symbiote’s newly revealed lust for brains (due to needing…

I mean I don’t have a position on this Kondabolu guy, who I’d never heard of before and have never heard mentioned since, but where’s the lie?

Stope referring to yourself as a person, since you’re clearly a sack of busted arseholes.

If I hadn’t already read negative reviews by people I actually trust, I’d be convinced that the movie was worth checking out by the fact that these dipshits think otherwise. You picked some of the worst possible reviewers to convince people of your cause. You may as well be trying to convince people to avoid rap by…

I loved that they got him in to play both Jay Garrick and an older version of his original Barry Allen.

Ask yourself this. Would you be equally defensive of a race swap if they made Storm Asian in the X-Men Film.

Kind of. They deepfaked the younger version of Hamill’s face over a stand-in. They also used an AI voice cloning company called Respeecher for his dialogue.

Usually the fictional character enters the real world and brings their innocence with them. But in this one Barbie is leaving the fictional world because she’s already losing that innocence and starting to ponder her own mortality. I don’t recall seeing that kind of twist on the concept before. Closest I can think of…

Whenever he speaks all I can picture is the time he physically unplugged servers, saw that Twitter didn’t instantly shut down, and decided that mean the servers had no purpose. He applies that philosophy to everything he does.

Going by her socials, I’d be surprised if this wasn’t at least partly her idea. She seems proud of playing Moana, but also very keen on creating more roles for AAPI actors. Even these days, that still usually means taking the initiative to produce your own opportunities instead of relying on the studios. Getting…

Elno didn’t seem to have much of a problem with AI built off scraping other companies’ data when he was investing in OpenAI. Rules for thee but not for me, par for the course.

“One day a group pushed him down some concrete steps and kicked him until his face was a swollen ball of flesh. He was in the hospital for a week.”

Every time he opens his mouth he reminds you that he’s a 15yo pseudointellectual edgelord’s brain wrapped in a rapidly decaying bloated corpse.

It’s funny, but Half Life 2's on-rails world felt so much larger and more immersive than most games I’ve played that are actual open-worlds with massive maps. The same philosophy shows up in Half Life Alyx with the liquid shaders. They knew they were constructing an immersive illusion, not trying to replicate reality…

And the funniest thing about that is that Magneto hasn’t really changed in beliefs or tactics in all those years. It’s simply gotten harder every year to convince ourselves that Xavier’s tactic of asymmetrical respect and mercy leads to anything but the increasing weight of the boot on your own neck.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

This all sounds like the way Maccas has been making their burgers here in Australia since... while, for as long as I can remember. Next thing you’re gonna tell me you don’t get fresh fried egg on your McMuffins.

The thing I don’t get is, there’s nothing there that sounds like Fox would actually give a shit about. It’s all about the same kind of stuff they say on air, just with one or two more swear words. Hell, Trump basically said the same creepy shit and they still think he’s President Jesus.

Isn’t it funny how certain people are suddenly completely fine with using gender-neutral pronouns if it means they don’t have to call a trans woman “she”?