You seem to forget movies are a business, and Disney shareholders all want this movie to succeed.

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Aww, kisses to you too baby girl!

See, I’m fine with some video, as long as I can play it in a tab on one half of my screen while I do other shit in tabs on the other half. But these videos automatically pause the second you click away from them, demanding you focus wholly and solely on them. Not even YouTube’s that thirsty.

I’d say it’s impressive to see someone so dedicated to posting on a site he so clearly despises... but it’s not. It’s not even laughable. It inspires nothing more than the same kind of resigned shrug as seeing your neighbour let his dog shit against a lamp post.

See, if he did that he might have time to get a second joke. And that’s just too much work, damn it.

Oh, yeah. Yahoo bought it for $1.1B and had to sell it to the Wordpress guy for $3M. Their most profitable attempt at marketing to the userbase has been digital crabs that swarm your page, and a bunch of useless blue checkmarks that people can buy on your behalf and make your username unreadable. The discourse is…

Yeah, but additional context: He seems to relish the opportunity to write these roles for himself. It’s like he’s creating them as a little treat - “Today I get to say n***** three hundred times!”

Avatar 2 is using complete-replacement non-human models. The Na’vi’s feline faces push us away from the Uncanny Valley. The more human the character is supposed to look, the harder it is to bridge that gap. The real test is faces like Vision and She-Hulk - almost completely human, bar colour changes and a few subtle…

She already did, when she was 15 and Ash Stymest was her 23yo live-in boyfriend. But she moved on from that story after Johnny spoke to the LAPD and Family Services to stop the statutory rape investigation against Stymest.

In some parts, yeah. Still needed his bald cap and full-head makeup, though.

They re-did Bettany’s head with CGI to enhance it, but he was always in full-head makeup, often with headpiece.

No mention of the greatest true crime podcast of all time, Who Shit On The Floor At My Wedding?

The lawyers on here can clear this up, but I’m pretty sure the way this case was ruled means declaring bankruptcy won’t be enough to stop the debt collectors from taking everything he has in order to pay off this judgement.

That’s basically what he did with Tesla, isn’t it? Threw away the actual automotive engineers with experience and specialised knowledge and traded them in for other engineers who had to learn all that shit on the fly? Hence the numerous amateur-hour issues with Tesla construction, like joins not meeting properly and…

His “vision” was using cheaper off-the-shelf components instead of sturdy, purpose-built ones, and using bottomless venture capital to continually test to destruction until they landed on combinations that worked while the debris devastated the protected environments around the launch site.

The article doesn’t claim that for the same reason it doesn’t claim “fire hot, water wet”.

So your definition of cancel culture is just... people not liking shit.

Yeah. Totally obvious. When you put two unfunny things together it becomes hilarious. It’s just math.

It’s hilarious when you guys prove the point you’re trying to counter.