This is stupid. They won't live up to the expectations, no matter what they do. They've delayed it so much that even if it was perfect, it wouldn't be worth the wait. Gran Turismo 5 is a joke, not a game.

Looks like Dirty Mike, but where are the boys?

@martial law: Dude, I'm sure the soldiers will take leave. Why would the taxpayers pay during filming? The filming would likely be on the weekend, or the soldiers would just take leave. They aren't just going to skip work and get paid for doing both.

Can't wait to play I Love Puppies! I heard the story is top notch.

Some kid at my college drives an Elise. I've never met him, but I've seen him a couple times driving it around. Lucky bastard!

The one game I've always wanted to come out with online multiplayer was this. This is the best gaming related news I've heard in a while. Thank you Konami!

@Dirt Pirate: But before you crash, you can say "I flew the space shuttle. What have you done lately?"

@LastActionZero: At least Chevy had Maximum Bob working there. He was the head honcho of something over there, IIRC.

Serious, I don't get how Lotus, the one company that puts the driver-car relationship at the top of their priority list, can have a CEO that doesn't love cars. Who brought this guy in?

I'll get Kinect when I get a new apartment. My apartment right now has a badass coffee table between the couch and TV. It'd be difficult to find another place for the table in my small living room.

@doug-g: Bernard Tuft. Kinda catchy, in a nonsensical kind of way.

@aporbanderwala: Same here. I'm 21 as well, and I would really like to see a return to the days of free maps and air at gas stations, and a time where going in an airplane didn't suck. The 60s seem like a much better time to live in.

@gman1023: I think Jersey has full-serve because they don't trust the people in New Jersey to pump it themselves. But that's, like, my opinion, man.

@Boston: Chrysler PR soon went on a Rampage, and decided to Ram the pilot's head into a Caravan.

@472CID: Maybe they can't find a working Delorean to record the engine sound of or something.

@TheSpoonyBard: Talibanana, perhaps.

This is just absurd. Make up your minds, EA!

I really just wish the reader-selected DLC would get a release date. If someone at Jalopnik knows, please fill us in!

Very Soon = Right before Halloween.

@Rondogg: I still have a 12 pack or two of that stuff. I actually still have some of the Halo 3 Game Fuel, but that went bad about 2 years ago. I just have it now because I don't feel like getting rid of it.