You sir have no soul!

*smooth jazz deployed*

50 Shades of Grey didn’t sell because of a compelling story.

It’s more, well The Witcher as a series has had some of the best writing of a video game. It’s a title with a mature lean, and not meaning it contains sex and violence. But, this case has just shown it’s the perfect game, for the stereotypical ‘gamer’.

how else will you gather unicorn tears?

that unicorn must feel like this.

Sex sells. Proven since the dawn of time.

Sure, by now as a species you’d think we would have moved beyond that point ..but...

...as if this game didn’t already have enough reasons to get it.

Someone stole your dreams

The legacy of this game is more nightmarish than anything I ever encountered in Silent Hill.

They have scientists working on a real motion tracking shell and lawyers preparing legal stuff to prevent legal trouble

I am so glad I’m not the only one....I saw this and meanwhile in the back of my head.....

“....taaaake oooONN MEEEE....”

I feel like this is needed here.

I’m happy as long as Cliff’s Voice Actor (Dave Wittenberg) doesn’t come back for another role in the English Dub...He played a big role in ruining Star Ocean 3 for me.

3 was a little too on the nose with the main characters name and the story got bad at the end.

3 was the worst for me.

Everyone and beyond complaining here would flip their shit for an actual Mario Kart track.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m going to have to ask you to take that reasonable explanation elsewhere, good sir or ma’am. This is the internet.

Add fuck Suikoden and fuck castlevania to the list.

Release a little over 15 years ago in North America, back when Capcom gave a damn about Mega Man