But only if you know what color the Hereford boathouse is...

*golf commentator voice*

I’m just very very sad for Deadspin. That site introduced me to all of the other Kinja sites, many of which including Jalop also became favorite reads. I hope (in order):

So, the last season of Homeland? (The Russians were behind the disinformation campaign against the president, using an army of Twitter-bots.)

Really, if I’ve learned anything from Trump bribing foreign leaders to help his campaign by smearing his opponents, it’s that HILLARY CLINTON IS CORRUPT.

Does this moment you’re thinking of include actual daggers being sunken into his back?

“...how they managed to turn that corner defies explantion.”

He was a sucky VJ and now he’s...well he’s STILL a sucky VJ.

Dems need to get the rumor mill going with “the whistleblower was Mike Pence,” pronto.

LOL, Trump is going insane on Twitter demanding to meet his accuser AND the people who gave them the information. He’s going to completely melt down (even more so than usual) by the end of this whole thing.

Except there’s no requirement for it to be a Wrangler. I’m quite promiscuous.

He should resign immediately.

Apologizing is just what we do.

This. Though it’s pretty cool for a Canadian to have won, I would have loved for Serena to win.

He's getting right into the chocolatey center there.

Try this out this xmas

Well, when the Black Panthers showed up in Sacramento openly carrying Ronald Reagan whipped up some control right quick. Now, doing the same thing in Texas is effectively putting your lives on the line for a bunch of violent white folk given the stereotypically predicted white Texas police response to such activities.…

Well, this is obviously fake news.  Trump would never say anything so insensitive about one of his own kids he never mentions.  And it’s not like appearances matter to a guy who hires people for important, technical government posts based on how they look in a suit and tie on Fox News. 

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the idea came to him in a dream.

“Something very fast, Audi S8. Something that can shove a bit”