I took my blood, I doped it down

“How they got in to my underwear, I’ll never know.” ~ Groucho Marx

Duffelblog is so good

Looks like there were some communication failures here:

I’d stay away from the major fault lines in North America. Somewhere in the middle of America is probably the safest, like New Madrid, Missouri.

Seriously. I thought that was Camryn Manheim for a sec.

There was a tonne of money in hosting tourists in the holy land, and pope Urban ii decided he wanted that dosh, and stared a crusade.

Donald Trump is the death rattle of the GOP. I hope they are enjoying it.

So turn into neo-lib Democrats then. Great.

If I was Russia I’d start fucking with them now.  Establish who’s in charge.

I’m still hoping one of these days when Trump is at a podium where he calls Gottfried in from the wings who comes out and after a brief pause goes, “The Aristocrats!”, and then they both walk off and are never heard from again.

I would prefer “Trump ejected from golf cart - thrown into a glass filled ravine.”

It was much of one as they could create, but the cracks in Soviet infrastructure were beginning to show, even in Pripyat. Pre-disaster photos show that public spaces were becoming weedy and poorly drained. The local authorities, try as they might, were working with limited funds in large part due to American sanctions…

Here here!

I think in terms of range it’s easier for the actors to deliver their lines with the appropriate emotional weight/delivery if they’re not also having to worry about what that would sound like in a different accent, and thus are able to give a better performance.

We need a gofundme to buy him a new telephone.

Obama showed respect to foreign leaders in his first term back in 2009 and to this day Fox et. al. still say that Obama went on an apology tour and made the US seem weak. 

The GOP is incapable of smartening up, because stupid people can’t learn.

As long as they’re able to continue fooling their big tent pillars by throwing them a bone every once in awhile they can maintain a large enough share of the vote to make their continued existence plausible - then voter suppression and gerrymandering get them across the finish line. Working class, anti-choice, and…

Abortion is enough of a wedge issue that it’s unlikely they’ll ever lose power in large swaths of the country. If a presidential candidate wins 55%-45%, it’s considered a historic blowout. Rs always gonna vote for Rs