How can there be so much rust on the undercarriage with only 2000 miles on it? 

The sagging headliner is a bit disappointing, but that’s an easy fix. I suspect there would be a lot of gremlins lurking within though.

I honestly don’t even know. There’s just this strange pull toward the shittiness of early 90s Mopar.

But did it only have 93 miles on it 25 years later?

I agree. Though, I don’t think that has much to do with wanting the unloved car.

Is it bad that I really want this?

They’re just accent lights, not fogs like on the S197s. Look at the RTR Mustangs.

I don't think parking lot guard rails are meant to handle impacts of that force. Considering it just plopped the car down onto it's roof below, it seems to have done a pretty good job, really.

I just saw the picture and voted CP before reading the article. I was right.

That’s the joke.

It “makes” an Opel. Or is it two Opels?

Came here to say this. Somebody doesn’t know their numbers well.

Listen around the valve for a quiet hissing when it’s full. 

It doesn’t make it better, Tom. It doesn’t.

If it exists, someone wants to hump it.

Interesting. Maybe the LEDs are more fragile then, or they can’t get the cooling they need. Have you tried the new xenon ones?

Were you in the front seat? If so, that’s why. The comfort is in the back. Get a driver, you pleb.

Uh...wut. Maglites last for decades. I still have my little two AA cell one from when I was 10. Works just fine, other than I’ve had to replace the bulb a couple times. I have a 4 D one too. I imagine the LED units are even more reliable.

Kinja’d 2.0. I stopped caring. Look up the USS Pittsburgh.

Kinja’d.