I think this is a sign that Luigi, especially after having an entire year dedicated to him, has now acquired control over the entire universe.

Luigi, you have to learn to let go.

NFC

I'm so glad you wrote this. I initially tried hard not to be confused by these, telling myself - surely somewhere there were some very smart people in a room discussing these new buttons, their functions and icons at multiple times while iterating the design of the new controller, right? I mean they knew what they…

That's obviously the button you press to watch two porn videos in separate browsers at once, Stephen. God, you call this Journalism?!

The history lesson should have mentioned the N64 and GameCube controllers — both get rid of the Select button and the GCN takes it a step further and renames Start to "Start/Pause." They realized you don't need more than one button like this (though the Wii did bring it back up).

Nice writeup. Actually read the whole thing.

I think a lot of confusion would be solved if they simply labeled the buttons on the controller. Before this I didn't even know what the view button was called.

Damnit guys, you aren't allowed to have Mario, Sonic, and Pacman in the same picture together anymore without also having MegaMan.

While AC3 wasnt what everyone was expecting, its not as terrible as the internet makes it out to be. And the moral ambiguity of the american cause was used very well. And the main character often (and very vocally) questioned washington and other 'freedom' fighters about their cause. Granted…

Me too. Never seen a single shiny Pokemon in my entire career of being a Pokemon Master.

I have never, ever, ever, since Pokémon Silver debuted, came across a wild shiny Pokémon. Ever. I played a lot. I even played Platinum and Black for a long while. Nothing. Except for that Gyarados.

I've already EV trained it and am using it to battle in the Battle Maison...

It's a different game, but I feel this applies here.

This one made me think for a second....

Cheap costumes: Which also happen to make you look insane.

This is the only justifiable reason to take a selfie.

So do I. But it's mostly poop time.

She spends a LOT of time in the bathroom