Let’s be fair to Coach K, Dillion probably didn’t need to shoot that last one.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

So it is better than Rocky V.

You’d probably be better off watching the last 152 minutes of Tommy Morrison’s life.

If the reason you didn’t fill out a bracket is because an upset like this would have ruined your afternoon, then you’re March Madnessing wrong.

See? This is why I didn’t fill out a bracket. I would have said “Well MSU makes the Final Four a bunch. Might as well put them there.” Then I would have taken a day off from work and my whole afternoon would have been shit. I mean, I still took the day off from work, but at least I’m not flipping out over what some 19…

Nice! So this means Princeton gets to advance to the Sweet Sixteen of the ‘98 tournament... right?

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

“He’d never get away with that in [insert decade here].”

“McGregor: “I should create my own belt because I am, in myself, my own belt. It doesn’t matter weight. It doesn’t matter if it’s a featherweight, the lightweight, the welterweight, it’s the McGregor belt, so that’s it. I’m fighting for my own belt.”

Haven’t you seen Narcos? Or Deliverance?

I’m not going to try to argue preferences (to each his own), but I think it’s fair to say that Miesha’s figure more closely tracks that of Western standards of beauty.

Go the Uncle Jack route. Check out those meaty paws.

They just need a trap door/escape slide behind the visiting bench in every arena. Then the losing team can just exit the court before the fans get there. And as they go down a fun slide, they’ll forget about their loss for a few seconds.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

There was a thing on ESPN.com from SportScience that said Gordon would’ve gotten bronze in the olympics for that one

I know you didn’t ask it earnestly, but I’m going to answer it earnestly because I’m bored. JaKarr was 13th-best.

JaKarr Sampson plays like the best basketball player at your local LA Fitness. Good riddance.

“Your ‘flatten the rug’ defense is bullshit, old man. I'm starting to think you just got lucky with that ‘wax on, wax off’ nonsense.”

Look eye! Always look eye!