“Episodes I-III > Episodes IV-VI.” - Mike Evans

And them white dudes be scrambling like this

This is hucksterism at its most irrelevant and, yet, most spineless. Carly Fiorina may, somehow, be the saddest clown in this whole show.

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

More like Chuck Pa-gone-o, amirite?

Dismissing a redshirt senior from the team? Wow, that’s real action!

He’s right, there isn’t, except for the facts that he let two of his most potent offensive players (both African-American) go without any return, traded a third (also African-American) for a (white) linebacker coming off his second ACL tear...

Just because Riley cooper is white doesn’t mean he's a slot receiver...racist

An affinity for speed and a dislike of black people...you should have been a hockey coach, Chip.

Though, to his credit, he does terrify the KFC.

-pukes-

Scared as fuck of a team that put up 17 on the Browns (2nd worst team in the NFL?) and barely won.

Oh, from the headline, I thought that he’d legally adopted Avril and paid his tuition at an exclusive Christian high school.

How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

Suspend It Like Beckham

yeah but Joe Buck didn’t call the Raiders/Bengals game

They should ban his stupid hair indefinitely.

Dunking on fools AND combating ISIS?!?!?!

Oh God, Trump was right about America losing to China. He just didn’t specify that he was talking about women’s soccer.