I remember Allan Houston. He might be different though.

So jewelry was his haircut money?

You know you can give yourself a handjob right? This is like bragging about having a valet park your car.

I assume he was attempting to save a kitten and not intoxicated or doing something that would hurt his draft stock.

My feet are strong!

Drinking on the flight to Vegas is like jerking off on your way to the brothel....completely neccessary.

The UFC did learn it’s lesson about hyping up a fight...The more hype the more people who will pay to see it. Ronda lost but it was one of the highest selling PPV fights of all time. I am sure they would have preferred if Ronda stayed unbeaten but the money that comes with the hype definitely outweighs any negative…

He has made quite a few Mexican millionaires which is probably better than Trump paying them pennies to clean his Hotels and using that as evidence of not being a bigot.

Well not believing that diseases are diseases is probably a disease of some kinds as well....but I’m not buying it.

Anthony Davis raises his eyebrow to this statement.

Colt McCoy and Peyton Manning might be available soon too.

I think Jerry paid DeMarco 40 million (and 45 bucks to Miles Austin) off the books to sabotage the Eagles from the inside. Herschel could do better and he only had one leg after that Walker bite.

Rose at least won an MVP....and has had real injuries like his knee exploding. Who really needs a clavicle anyway?

Gay jokes will always work....as long as they are funny.

Shitty.....the Sixers starting lineup could be Noel, Okafor, Drummond, Vucevic and Manute Bol right now.

He also seems nice enough to rape somebody and get away with it which is a key trait for the Laker organization.

This is like the 7th Rocky though.

Iverson has plenty of money. That narrative is juicy though.

Stating the obvious is usually okay...this wasn’t a smart move though.

Steph Curry gave everybody a boner with his shooting, passing and ball handling with limited athleticism so naturally teams thought Russell could be their Curry...but they forgot that Curry is a basketball savant. Russell will be pretty good though in a few years.