I like Katie but I would probably like her less if she wasn’t good looking (she probably wouldn’t have her own show either)...does that make me a terrible person or just an honest one?

What are they made of? Get plastic if you haven’t already. They can’t smoke crack out of plastic.

He knew the guy was affiliated with the Eagles when after he picked up the trash can he was immediately tackled for a six yard loss on first down.

Wait you are telling me a business is attempting to appear morally righteous while still raking in profits immorally?

Yes but the fumbles kept Detroit alive despite being able to do nothing offensively. You could argue the Seahwawks would have been better off just taking a knee the entire 4th quarter. The O line is bad right now but the defense can win games by itself especially at home if Wilson just holds onto the ball.

Thank you so much for reminding me of those games. I couldn’t remember what the hell they were called!

If said rumors are true this is the first admirable thing Kiffin has ever done in my book.

I hate the constant advertising...but I have noticed it has made it slightly easier with all the idiots it has attracted. I won some decent money with some very average teams last weekend.

How about the homeboy rocking a Romo Vikings Luchador combo platter....I wish he got there a minute earlier.

Black Shirts Matter.

Chris Christie lost ten times more votes when people found out he was a Dallas fan than he did with whatever that bridge thing was that I don’t remember.

“I haven’t seen a Heisman Trophy winner ever fall from grace like this.”

The Phillies are great with the unwritten rules....it is the written rules of baseball they seem to have trouble with.

On a sidenote they do pretty much already have the division won.

Nelson Agholor is a definite offensive ROY candidate and is way better then Riley Cooper before even playing an NFL game. I think Miles Austin is probably better then Cooper as well.

Jordan Matthews is gonna have a great year.

I had a Jesus on the Cross moment the last time I did LSD. It was terryifying...the Acid was free but the trip cost me 11,000 dollars.

The Sixers get zero...I guarantee they are more fun to watch than the Knicks.....and they had a better record last year as well. I think they should get at least one nationally televised game if you are going to give the lowly Knicks 7.

Why would you hire a nanny that hot if you aren’t going to bang her? This girl makes Jennifer Garner look like Hilary Swank.

My friend said he would buy me free drinks all night if I ate a raw egg at the bar and it wasn’t really bad. His girlfriend ending doing it as well and neither of us puked. I only puke like twice a year though.