Ohhh, now I get it...*listen a little bit more*...no, still sucks.

Yes.

I could not stand more than 30 seconds. I hate this girlish voices.

Yeah, she thinks I'm lying when I say that she is fine.

Sooo, basically a seedless and overly expensive Ponkan?

I don't think my girlfriend is fat.

I really don't know how to feel about it.

The great think about movies is that you don't really need to worry about what can and what can't be done in real life.

The great think about movies is that you don't really need to worry about what can and what can't be done in real life.

That's the kind of thing you hide when your girl visits your...if you have a girl, that is.

I really want it, but I don't have the money nor the space to display it.

Bubble artist eh?

Not until you break free from MS, Sony, Nintendo and Apple too.

I'm sorry...what?

iPad 3 will be just like iPad 2...with Siri.

That's one deadly tripod.

Electric cigarettes? Really?

Is that you, Cyborg?

She knows how to handle a stick.

You just need a little candle wax on your mouth.