Sorry, I lost you after "cleavage"

I knew it!!!!

Pretty soon, computers will tell us what we should like and what we should hate.

Well, soon enough you will be able to play games made in Unity 3D on the Flash player. And thats great because there is no Linux web player.

MGS5: Now with MOAR Snakes.

You know that you don't need flash installed on your machine to run games with Scaleform, right?

The lens cellphone cover thing is getting ridiculous.

Ozzy Osbourne will aways be my favorite Ad.

My precious!!!

I bet this passenger was Jeff Dunham.

I'm surprised it took that long to happen.

The password is Jihad.

Voice commands are nice for team commands, not for throwing grenades.

And why I can't make new threads anymore?

Why this man got unstarred? That makes no sense.

Well, Humans are animals too...But I digress.

I have a question...did you get super powers after that?

Where is my "Make me a sammich" command?