I'm not saying we should assume she's lying, I'm saying it hasn't been proven, so we shouldn't act as though he has been proven guilty, and shouldn't hold up his case as an example of anything if we're trying to make arguments.

It's irrelevant. They don't enforce rules against selling mass-produced stock, so they might as well not have any.

Please do tell me where I'm infringing on your rights to express yourself.

We are doing battle. Sense against nonsense, equality against bigotry, compassion against fuck-you-Joe-I'm-alright.

I like how you throw in a suggestion that Fassbender abused Nicole Beharie despite there being absolutely no evidence that he did so. The only allegation against him was by Andrews, which, as you know, was withdrawn. If you're going to make a point about how the media treats abusers of different races, pick someone…

I hope this will make you feel better — I think what you were experiencing was sleep paralysis. It sounds like a textbook case, even down to the "shaking bed" feeling. I used to get it a lot when I was on Zoloft. It's very unpleasant but totally not supernatural.

Try:

Well, you certainly sound like you know what you're talking about!

Yep. This system is stupid and hurts everybody. I know the police are considered to be ignorant/incompetent/whatever but sexual assault needs to be handled by them, not campus admin or security. It's not fair on either victims or accused.

What shits me to tears is the people who confuse "drunk" with "too drunk to consent" and say stuff like "oh so we can't hook up with drunk chicks now" or "but if we're both drunk does that mean we're raping each other"?

This is almost literally nothing compared to some of the stories, but it's the spookiest thing that's ever happened to me.

Okay so I'm late to this party but I was in Italy a couple of years ago and I found this AMAZING calendar for sale in many souvenir shops. Every month was a picture of this really really ridiculously good-looking priest staring soulfully at the camera. I mean it wasn't actually beefcake because they had their clothes…

Arj Barker's entourage tried to pull that on me when I was working door at a comedy club. To his credit he looked embarrassed. I like his comedy a lot, but there was no free list for the show, and that includes D-list semi-celebrities no matter how many Flight of the Conchords they've been in.

You think this is bad, you should see what Parker Stevenson got from Kirstie Alley.

Yes. Also, $88000+ a month is insane. That means that Jon Cryer's 14-year-old kid would be making more in a month than I do in a year. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't have rent and an expensive booze habit to pay for. Well, maybe the booze.

Creepy story, but I love the comments on the article.

The lack of self-awareness exhibited in this comment is utterly staggering.

Je comprends que tu n'es pas une Parisienne.

How is Emmy Rossum's dress "too much"? Her hair is simple and pulled away from her face, she's not wearing jewelry, her shoes are unfussy... She looks stunning.

Are you from the US?