I worked on Glitter. Mariah is incapable of winging shit.

There isn’t any science to back up your statement. Nicotine isn’t carcinogenic and neither is water vapor.

Once more for people who don’t understand the 1st Amendment.

For fuck’s sake, a private company can’t violate your first amendment rights, you dumbass.

I didn’t know I could love it until I had it. I can’t imagine not having a slobber cat now.

I’ve enjoyed much of the new EU, and thus far nothing’s been remotely as bad as Crystal Star or Children of the Jedi. Aside from Zahn, Stackpole, and Allston the EU was largely terrible, while the EU as of now is pretty solid. Heck, Rogue One is one of my favorite Star Wars stories yet.

I’m pretty sure Leia and Ahsoka are canon characters. The others are just glorified fan-fiction.

...you’re incredibly over simplifying everything they said, right?

Except for all the elements of both that are entirely new. But if you’ve already decided you’re disappointed, then.

But they are trying something new. They are writing female heroes that are not Mara Jade

Disney never said they weren’t going to draw from the EU, just that they no longer considered it canon.

I personally believe that Rouge One is not just the greatest Star Wars movie of 2016, but also the worst Star Wars movie of 2016. Discuss.

Valar morghulis.

How did you omit A.O. Scott’s execrable review in the NYT where he treats the placement of the film in the franchise’s chronology as though it was a twist?

I used to feel that way. Now I have a cat who drools when she purrs and likes to tuck her head under my chin, the better to slime my neck. My tombstone will say “Worth it.”

People who feed pigeons in NYC deserve to catch this too.

Calm down. It was funny. As someone who has hair loss due to a thyroid condition, I assure you sometimes you’re allowed to just laugh at something.

I’m the type of person that treats others the way they treat people themselves.

The fact that The Donald has a mistress isn’t exactly a secret.

So she was Rouge One!