MELONS ARE THE WORST. FUCK MELONS.

Wouldn't man hatred in its purest form involve castration or death or something? Laughing at a dude's tears seems pretty foofy.

I'm here as an Alopecian (I have no hair anywhere, whatsoever) to say that the attitude of "Let it be" is the attitude we all need. Some people have to come to terms with the fact that they have a lot of body hair. I had to come to terms with me losing all my body hair.

Just fry them.

I'm going to let you in on a secret. This is real life, and you are not a nice guy.

Either you are PERFECT with satire, or you have completely demonstrated the issue with guys who pull the "nice guy" card. Regardless, you get a slow clap.

You're citing a SPECIFIC case where one parent is a carrier and the other isn't. But both parents could be a carrier, one could be affected and one could be a carrier, neither can be a carrier. The inbreeding coefficient is a tool about the probability that ANY pair of alleles is homozygous. The following is from your…

Yeah, I took more advanced Genetics classes than just Genetics 101.If you want to estimate the probability of a pair of alleles being homozygous due to inbreeding you use the inbreeding coefficient (f).

I don't know if you've ever taken basic sex ed or have ever encountered a man before, but we can make more sperm. Seriously, it's not what I'd call a "limiting reagent" here. The idea that we should worry about taking sperm that "isn't needed" is incredibly silly.

The dad might be a carrier of a genetic abnormality. That's not a fertility issue, exactly, but it is a reason to not have bio kids.

Yeah, never mind. Fuck off.

I was gonna go with, "Because you're a butt-face" but have decided that you're not being trolly, and will answer thusly: Because this kind of list is indicative of the proprietary attitude men have towards women. Even, sometimes, men who claim to be feminists, as this guy seems to do. This may be an extreme case,…

Flat, humorless, utterly devoid of charm. 2/10 would not engage with again.

I'm not supporting ellenjane; let's just get that out in the open.

Ultimately, the act of naming a child after yourself as a woman is an act of preserving your own name. But that name is probably your father's name.

This is the swimsuit in question. The coloring is reminiscent of underwear, but it's no skimpier than any other strapless bikini.

The worst thing about shoes is that most shoes only run a medium width. If you have a wide or narrow foot, good luck finding a cute shoe to wear!

That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?

This costume says: "fuck you Ubisoft" all over it. I like that, i really do.

What? Pretty men have been considered attractive since the beginning of time. Exhibit A: Justin Beiber. Exhibit B: half the teen heart-throbs out there.