My boyfriend got me replica’s beach perfume for Christmas and it’s so wonderful.

Vicodin is fucking useless. It didn’t get me high, it didn’t help with pain. It did make me vomit. People act like this stuff is the shit. I guess I’m immune.

I work out almost every day. Most weeks I lift weights five days a week. I walk up an inclined treadmill (I used to run up it but I can’t anymore) or play dance central, or hike, or swim.

Have you tried just walking up hill? Like up a fully inclined treadmill? It burns a lot of energy and if running isn’t your thing there’s no reason to make yourself do something you hate.

I have Ehlers-Danloss syndrome (and genetic disorder that makes me incredibly prone to injury) and I lift weights. What ever part of me is not injured I’m going to use to pick up something heavy. I don’t trust crossfit, though. Regular people seem to get injured all the damn time with crossfit. Explosive motion plus…

Oh man, I’m afraid to ask but... what did you do?

My mother and boyfriend! My mom and I will trade places in six months when she has foot surgery and my boyfriend brought me pot.

I ended up mixing vicodin and pot, because my boyfriend is a sweetheart and brought me some. That actually really helped.

Nothing, since you’re not supposed to mix booze and vicodin ando I just had my ankle reconstructed two days ago.

Because you puke it all up a couple of hours later? When I had gastroparisis (tuned out to be a side effect of heart medication, yay), I stubbornly refused to change my eating habits. I ended up significantly underweight and I’m kind of worried I messed up my esophagus. It’s a shitty disease. I’m sorry :-(

Isn’t this missing “Rotting Pumpkin Time-Lapse” or did I imagine that one?

I HAVE that mug. It’s right next to me. I’m drinking coffee out of it. (Marshalls, FYI)

At least if it’s DCA you can have some &Pizza for the hangover.

It was the Tastee Diner, wasn’t it? That place never fucking closes.

Huh, I have a pair of their jeans somewhere that I got for maybe 20 bucks at a thrift store years and years ago. They’re too big now, but they really held up. Good quality. I had no idea this brand had that kind of reputation.

Man, that’s generous of her. I would have aborted that shit right away.

You know what? Shut up, just shut up.

Elizabeth Mott mascara. It’s the only one I have ever used that doesn’t smudge on my brow bones.

I have not, especially since the mesh corset I use is more flexible than a regular corset BUT I’m in the gym for a hour five days a week strength training so I keep my core pretty strong. (I don’t wear the corset while working out, if that’s not clear obvious.)

The doctor said “orthostatic intolerance” and tachycardia. Never been diagnosed with POTS but I have Ehlers-Danloss syndrome so it’s possible? I don’t know what NCS is and Google isn’t being helpful.