Arbitrary, and yet strangely unsurprising.

I have a really hard time distinguishing between people's faces or remembering them. Everyone looks so similar to me. It makes me feel like a jerk but at least I have an easier time remembering voices.

I'm just Eastern European, though I do have a genetic disorder that gives me long thin bones, so maybe it's that people remember rather than my face.

I am the exact opposite of this. No one ever mistakes me for anyone else and people frequently run up to me and greet me by name and I have NO IDEA who they are. One of my friends says this is because I look really memorable.

So, how's she going to torture them?

A graveyard in my womb? That's the most goth thing EVER.

...I hate it too.

It is not high in protein! It's mostly just sugars. It wouldn't actually be good for guys to be losing protein like that. Also, semen burps seem like they would be weird.

Ninja Scroll. Which, in retrospect, was really weird.

Oh it can get so much worse... http://www.urbanog.com/Locked-In-Love-Jumper_132_28914.html

Sure, but the fashion of subculture bleeds into the mainstream. Skinny jeans were a women thing, then a hipster thing, now you can get them for guys just about anywhere. Tatoos? Check. Pierced ears? Check. Nail polish? Check. http://manglaze.myshopify.com/

Oh I love them. It's crazy hard to find a pair of nice looking heels in a 10 narrow.

I've recently had my first of six laser hair removal treatments on my legs. The pain was pretty insignificant. It was more of a prickling than actual pain, but I have a very high pain threshold and the wear on the stressball that the tech gave me seems to indicate that some people have a much worse time with it. …

Sounds better than today's 13 degrees (3 with windchill!), but that might be because I fucking HATE the cold.

Entirely too many of those look like a grown up Wednesday Adams wearing furniture upholstery.

My dog is a shih tzu, and thus doesn't shed in the slightest. One the other hand, I have a Norwegian Forest Cat, who is basically a giant, meowing fur factory. I bet it wouldn't take me that long to collect enough fur for a cat hair sweater if I start in the spring when he's at his most... productive.

The skin thing isn't just true in Asian countries. I'm south Slavic and was praised for my super pale skin all the time as a kid. It was considered attractive for the same reason; it's an indicator of class status.

And France just released a game where you play an assassin! It glorifies assassinating people! The French all love assassins! To say nothing about what's on TV in Japan!

5'9" tall, 35" inseam. Let me know if you figure out where the wen because everything is too damn short!

MD is one of the lowest ranking dog states and yet there still seems to be dog shit everywhere.