Ahh, alright. I misread. I'm a dedicated runner and I wish I could do 4.5 miles in 30 minutes.

Wait I don't understand, you walked 4.5 miles in a half hour? 9 MPH is a pretty fast running pace.

Common historical fallacy. Young age marriages were in fact extremely rare, in part because teenagers are very likely to die while giving birth and were even more so before modern medicine.

People who are into a Japanese neo-victorian clothing style emphasizing doll-like looks. It's actually really de-sexualized. [www.victorianmaiden.com]

Yeah? And Patrick Stewart is from the Bronx. Sure, there's some famous well trained actors who can do accents, but those two are amusement park characters, not Hugh Laurie (and his American accent used to be terrible, he's just had a lot of practice).

"Just because Brits can do an american accent..."

Am I the only one who saw Finnick as a younger Jensen Ackles? That guy has the role of tormented but deadly pretty-boy down to an art.

I HATE those guys. I've taken to shifting my legs a lot to bump into them on purpose and "accidentally" kicking them in then shins. Eventually they get the idea.

Wait, so I should pay extra so legs-splayed ball-airing guy doesn't intrude on my space?

When did they say that? Bethesda just announced the SKyrim DLC "Dawnguard" and this is probably being made by Zenimax Online, not Bethesda Game Studios.

You realize Zenimax media owns both Bethesda Game Studios and Zenimax online, which has been known to be working on an MMO for several years now? I don't know why everyone is assuming that BGS is making the MMO when they've just announced that they're working on Skyrim DLC and ZO has been working on an MMO for years.

The only one near me is benefiting "Choices pregnancy center." That sounds suspect.

Ug, my doctor prescribed me moxifloxacin for a mild throat infection, which is like cipro's bigger, badder brother. It's only meant to be prescribed in the cases of six specific life-threatening infections. It's really fucking dangerous. I didn't know what it was in so I took it and within 24 hours I was even…

My parents like to tell this story:

Old Bay makes everything better.

She didn’t say she wanted male attention as an end unto itself, she said she wanted to have sex with the kind of man she found sexy and to get that (or at the very least to increase her chances of getting it) she needed to lose weight. She didn’t even say she was afraid of being alone or being lonely. She didn’t…

Your description makes you sound eerily like my fiance (except substitute financial consultant with biochemist) who I happen to be taking to Croatia.

...the bottle of hand sanitizer I have has isopropyl alcohol in it. I really hope they're not drinking that stuff.

I've just found out that my fiance and I might not be able to adopt because I have Marfan's syndrome. I still haven't told him.

It totally made my day when he showed up in JLU. Yay, world continuity!