I can empirically confirm that it is quite delicious, even with margarine instead of butter.

I paused "V for Vendetta" halfway through one day and watched the dude make "Eggy in a Basket" for Evie.

Even if you pay two dollars for a half gallon of milk and four dollars for a box of cereal (high side of the aisle, I suppose), it'll last you all week for breakfast at a dollar a meal. That beats out most other morning staples, and it's better for you.

This is only for people who do not have small dogs: the always-on Home Alert system.

Longer wallets are seen as ladies' wallets because they don't fit completely in a pocket; the thinking goes, "If you're carrying a purse or a bag, then this is the wallet for you." Calling it a "ladies' wallet" is shorthand for that.

I feel the need to say this: if this is out of bounds for Lifehacker, please feel free to take it down. I only posted it because it was super-fast and easy, as advertised. I'm a fan of the utility.

True, but not 1% of his "problems"; whatever the level of his affections for the Bitch, I have to believe ... Bitches count for something. Right?

I was unable to parse any semantics from the statement that indicated whether the singer A) did not have a Bitch or B) simply did not see her as a problem. Working on the assumption that all successful musicians have at least one Bitch, I included one as a reference, but as demonstrated, she does not fall within the…

You forgot to add a picture. Fixed.

I can attest to the simplicity AND the utility:

This is the post for which I came —whoops, I meant that this is what I came here to see —no, that's still not —never mind.

I was on board for everything (even the car not being undriveable after that jump)—

I hope that the strategy behind that is to offer authorities a loophole to get the kid off the streets and into (what I assume is) the only care they can provide.

Bought a house because rentals in the area wanted over a thousand a month; house payment was around 800 most of the time, down to 700 part of the time; after ten years, it's now worth over twice what we paid for it. It'll be on the market soon because we are moving for work; even if we don't get twice what we paid,…

I switched to hanging up all my work clothes because it's easier than any folding system or drawer, and this is the first thing I figured out. I hang whatever I wore last in the front, because it has more room to breathe there. This is also how I manage laundry; the first five or six shirts get worn more often and…

This is exactly why I don't play Solitaire on the computer anymore: goddamn hacking cheaters.

Sorry, that was a bit vague—and bar-key-centric—of me: I have to stick with flat, bar-shaped CRLF/"Enter"/Return keys, and WIDE backspace keys. I was brought up with that style through high school typing and programming classes, all through college, and into my career; the opposite for my father-in-law, who has…

My father-in-law got my son started using keyboards with these alternate layouts, and it's driving me nuts; I hate to be the bad guy, but I have to insist on (what I think of as) "regular" keyboards on machines in our home, and it makes ME look crazy. =)

If it is your intention to continue discussing She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, I am afraid I must ask you to leave. Good day, sir.

This is begging to be turned into a novel—if it isn't already producing volumes of fan fiction.