But I *am* an asshole!

Oh, don't even get me started: there are so many fucking design flaws with human beings I have to talk to God about. Using mutual pathways for eating/drinking AND breathing so that we're capable of choking? Are you fucking kidding me?

I wouldn't dress up nicely to see the President or the Queen, because I am ALPHA AS FUCK.

I read through this entire comment with the assumption that you were annoyed that your SO was continually sneaking off while on dates with you to have sex with people in the public restroom, before figuring out which type of "girlfriend" you meant (probably).

Oh come on, Jesus knew his famous daddy's influence would protect him. He just had a sudden onset of Alfuenza.

To me a chicken hawk is a xenophobic neo-con whose closest brush with the armed forces is playing Call of Duty in his parent's basement and ranting self-righteously on Politico or Mediaite comments section.

God is a fairy tale and those who believe in him are morons. Bear God, on the other hand, is totally really and if you don't believe in Her Ursine Glory, you're a disgusting heathen who will not get 72 Pic-a-nic Baskests in Bear Heaven.

Yes. A lot of Christians believe (and many more used to believe, I guess) that whatever God does is by definition moral. i.e. It is not up to humans to judge God.

Agreed, although they still must be held accountable for their behavior regardless of whatever hostage situation they claim to be in.

An immoral god is unworthy of worship, if one indeed legitimately exists.

No damn clue, I'm just assuming because the subject matter is pretty "controversial"(ugh) it won't be in every theater, but seeing as how I live in NY I can probably find a theater that shows it. If it does get a wide release that would be cool!

The abortion IS the happy ending.

"I'm having your abortion, do you wanna share a dessert?"

If she has the abortion AND keeps the guy this will make my century.

But this is only subversive if she does get the abortion. Does she get the abortion or just decides to, as the premise of the plot? Sorry for my comprehension skillz.

Disaster is averted when he explains that he doesn't actually smoke the cigarette, he just holds it in his mouth as a fuck you to cancer.

You can say any hurtful thing you want about me - hell, you can say a hundred hurtful things about me, and I promise I'll take your $5,000 settlement and keep my mouth shut and not go to the media.

This guy sounds like a total Duckie. (He's counted the number of times she's touched him! Has he washed his arms since then?) Worse, he's saying here that he actually expects niceness to earn him some form of physical compensation. What.

"He cooks and I think he looks better than me."