Hell?

Oh my god, I love your baby, where did you get it?!

That is the ugliest effing baby I have ever seen.

Um, hate to be that guy, but is this your way of telling us that you fucked a hooker?

It IS an awesome picture.

Please. He is going to live a good life. His family has a few bucks in the bank. He will be ok. It pisses me off when people say that he will have to live with the knowledge of what he did for the rest of his life. He isn't gonna be thinking about it. He thinks that what he did was right. That it was God's will. It…

Well, he didn't know that at the time....

Can't say I'm all that sad about it. He has to look out for the Carl Lee Haileys* of the world, looking for justice. Oh well.

HAHAHAHAHA. But, yeah, vigilante justice is still wrong I guess.

I think these rationalizations also make us feel better about ourselves. "Bullies are just miserable inside" can make us feel better bc now we are better than the bully bc we are not miserable inside. We don't hate our flaws bc we know they are not flaws.

I think what it boils down to for a lot of those guys is that they fear that they just don't have enough to please a woman in general. Society is constantly pushing the "bigger is better" line all over the place, and with that being the case, it's easy to see how someone might feel that they won't be able to maintain…

Any self-described nerd who calls it "nerd blackface" needs to be the butt of every joke ever made.

Yeah, every time porn comes up on Jez, you get a pretty predictable cocktail of "Omg but I like porn!" or "But my partner watches porn and I'm totes cool with it!"

No one's gonna like condoms as long as it's a hill to climb to finish in one. Especially for guys who, ahem, take care of business a lot and are more desensitized—you end up pounding away for a long, long time.

Ah the joys of vasectomy and monogamy!

I feel like this is the kind of thing that depends on the Bond in question.

I used to worry about people being forced into polygamy too, but then I realized that actually a lot of people are forced into monogamous marriages too, and that not recognizing polygamous marriages doesn't stop the cultists who practice it in coercive ways either. In fact, even if it was legally recognized, it's…

If there was a fetish for excessive consonants you could just start naming Icelandic mountains.

"Eyjafjallajökull! Snæfellsjökull!"
"Oh God, yes! Don't stop!"
"Hvannadalshnúkur!"
"HHHNNNnnggggg!"

"Aurorae"

I work sometimes on labor and delivery as an anesthesiologist and am privy to breastfeeding conversations fairly often. There is a subset of women who think nursing is gross, or that their breasts are only for their men, or that they don't want to risk their breasts getting saggy. They are mostly young (late teens to…