Eye for an eye.

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!

Holy shazam. Your friend actually opined to your actual face that you're never going to get married? What in the tooty-fruity fuck? Was this a foot-in-mouth moment or did she mean to say that horrible thing that she should've been totally punched in the mouth for saying?

The answer is you don't. So much bullshit exists telling us, don't worry, be happy, but that is like pretending to drink when the well is dry. Die now or die later, it makes no difference.

You don't get life in prison for performing female circumcision.

I love that L.A. has pushed through an ordinance that not only screws their economy over but that also puts actresses' health at risk just because "well, it seems like they should be wearing condoms!"

People are going to Ventura, people are going to Vegas, people are shooting without permits. In other words, people are doing exactly what they said they were going to do.

Dude here. Please speak for yourself. If I'm ever feeling overwhelming sexual urges, I jack off and then go about my day.

Yeah, you all thought it.

Adorable, but I still like when Ricky Gervais hung out with Elmo better:

You are correct. Unfortunately, many people don't seem to get that black & Hispanic (or white and Hispanic, for that matter) are not mutually exclusive categories and fail to understand why many Afro-Latinos identify as both.

"Latina" is an ethnicity, not a race. She is a black woman of Latin descent.

She is latina.

Dominican and Puerta Rican.

I love Zoe Saldana but it's frustrating that they didn't cast a black actress in that role. Uhura is so important. Nichelle Nichols is still my mother's role model.

I'm confused. Where is the short skirt? The cleavage? The gratuitous shot of her thighs? The tray of sandwiches? The suggestive parting of her lips that suggests she needs to give a blowjob right now?