Easy.

Psh. Speed limits are only a suggestion. Anything +5-8 mph is fair game.

Hmm good strategies for axis and allies...

I almost contracted vampirism. Apparently I autosaved minutes before I got it, so I was able to book it to the chapel and cure it...phew.

13. Get the hell off the beach!

75% people (arbitrary number) are just going to slap a case on it anyways.

'Mericuh, fuck yea!

'Mericuh.

If there was an "aggravated assault with a halberd" column, then I might see a correlation with violent video games.

What happened to the other 5 friends :O? Baby mama drama?

It's kind of like those annoying pop up ads on youtube videos. Arrggghh $*%* you, YouTube! There.

Don't stop believing it will come out soon..

$10 says that character's voiceover is irish or scottish.

I remember them talking about having random generated environments and a large open world for the first one. I was sad to see they didn't implement that...

Don't you cycle through white blood cells like crazzyy anyways?

So you're saying that because when the constitution was formed the only guns around were muskets so the only gun you're allowed to own is a musket? By your logic, freedom of speech doesn't apply to the internet because there was no internet around then. Lol?

Make it look like a suicide.

Farts release methane, which is a greenhouse gas. You're basically killing the world.

The AI is what got me. The controls wouldn't let me doing any flinch shots, but for some reason their AI bots could rotate 180 and one shot me with a shotgun before I could even aim lol. Once they fix that, I may repurchase it.

Everyone asks me if my name is short for something haha. Even after telling them it isn't they come up with my "real" name. This one stuck lol.