Is there a reason it couldn't work long term? There are a few places that will support a team regardless of performance (what's up, Toronto!), but for the most part it's true that teams that win will draw and keep fans—Pittsburgh before Crosby was fucking bleak. I'm a Caps fan, and it's been a pretty cyclical…

Yeah, those Yankees and Red Sox fans really know how to keep things lively.

Kinja has failed us again.

I don't understand this take at all. If you believe that it's so tragic, isn't it tragic regardless of circumstances? If abortion is, in and of itself, a huge moral crime, then why isn't it a crime even if the mother was raped or will die? And if it's such a moral crime, then how do you think it should be legal?

I think the general consensus from the advice ladies is that it is perfectly acceptable to either do the traditional registry or put on the invitation something like "No gifts, please," but that asking for straight cash or donations to charity is kind of icky (my words, not theirs).

You ate steak, chicken, booze, and a beautiful venue.

I think the tone of the movie makes a difference as well. Kinglsey wasn't playing Gandhi for laughs, it wasn't about embracing old stereotypes for humor. It was a meaningful, thoughtful, sensitive performance that really was about telling an important story and now about using a different culture for the lulz.

But, like, a good one. Because Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee was. . .not.

The only good seminars are the ones that teach you to be an effective harasser.

This is probably a stupid question, but for the making of the pulled pork: instead of putting all that shit in a pot, can I just use a crockpot instead? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO PREPARE FOOD.

I can't even form coherent thought on what the OP said because my brain is so filled with rage. I mean, holy fucking shit, this person is allowed to procreate and probably vote and God help us all, maybe even influence another human being. I applaud your continuous campaign throughout many threads on this article.…

IT'S A TRADITION, OKAY?!

Right? That storming out shit happened SO LONG AGO. If you're going to put the guy on this list, he's done a lot of other douchebaggery to merit inclusion.

Happy Flag Day to everyone! (But really only to those who actually love America.)

This is straight up hilarious to me.

You right. Take a gander at these lyrics celebrating the SHIT out of Native American culture:

You're a beautiful, beautiful man. Even if you wipe away said inherent association with slaughter and genocide, my personal favorite association remains: treason! You fucks are supporting literal traitors to their country. I love America, that's why I fly a flag also used by those who tried to violently overthrow the…

Plus, they're really funny!

Same one responsible for the shit show of an article about the ten year old last night, yeah? I work with remedial reading school students who can put together better sentences than this. And they read at the second grade level.

When Frago tried to leave after taking the money and without having sex with Gilbert.