I don't find this particularly laudatory. Having a preventative mastectomy is a radical procedure, and one that women with very low risk of developing breast cancer having been turning to in droves in recent years. We've essentially reached a point where this is a medical fad for the wealthy: cut of your breasts…

Thank you for this, and apologies to Lindy for doubting her.

Holy fucking Christ, are you trolling your own blog?

Yup. Makes me think of this:

It's possible that the neighbors had convinced themselves those memories were real. Memory is incredibly susceptible to suggestion. So imagine you live two doors down and you know three women and a child were rescued and that three brothers were arrested. It's not hard to believe that sometime in the last 10 years,…

Good GOD, have you ever SPOKEN to a seven year old?

How fancy is the rehearsal? I would ask the bride, and then go very slightly less fancy than what she's wearing. I personally tend to air on the side of casual because I don't want to look like an asshole who's trying to upstage the bride.

My high school was demolished and then rebuild over the old school (obviously just because it was a shitty, shitty building and not because a tragedy) and the demolition itself is usually a huge expense. I would also imagine that if they're going to rebuild, they'll make it state of the art, maybe a green building,…

Do you live in Newtown? Will it be your tax dollars that rebuild a school? No? Then why the fuck do you care?

At Columbine they completely demolished the library, where there was the highest concentration of deaths and injuries. And even that had tons of criticism from students and parents. Not to mention, high school students have some level of reason. How do you tell 7 year olds who walked past their dead classmates that…

This is my mouth. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

I like the way your brain works.

There is a person I respect quite a bit who said of Thor: "It was magnificent. It was almost Shakespearean."

They folded almost as fast as Drew Storen in the 9th inning of a playoff game.

I only want advice on how to BE a trophy wife.

//Matt Moulson clears his throat:

I support this statement. She irks me. (I've found her annoying-to-average in all of her films. Bored by Winter's Bone, thought Silver Linings was shit, Hunger Games good GOD dull, terrible in X-Men. Eesh.)

I'm tired of people telling me I shouldn't hate Anne Hathaway. Goddammit, this is America and I can irrationally hate any actress I want. You can't stop me!

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I know, that's what I find so infuriating. It's fine if the staff of Jezebel can't understand how to draw conclusions from academic studies. Really. But they consistently get it wrong. I can't remember the last time they reported on academia and got it RIGHT. They need to stop because it's embarrassing, disingenuous,…