How fancy is the rehearsal? I would ask the bride, and then go very slightly less fancy than what she's wearing. I personally tend to air on the side of casual because I don't want to look like an asshole who's trying to upstage the bride.

My high school was demolished and then rebuild over the old school (obviously just because it was a shitty, shitty building and not because a tragedy) and the demolition itself is usually a huge expense. I would also imagine that if they're going to rebuild, they'll make it state of the art, maybe a green building,…

Do you live in Newtown? Will it be your tax dollars that rebuild a school? No? Then why the fuck do you care?

At Columbine they completely demolished the library, where there was the highest concentration of deaths and injuries. And even that had tons of criticism from students and parents. Not to mention, high school students have some level of reason. How do you tell 7 year olds who walked past their dead classmates that…

This is my mouth. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

I like the way your brain works.

There is a person I respect quite a bit who said of Thor: "It was magnificent. It was almost Shakespearean."

They folded almost as fast as Drew Storen in the 9th inning of a playoff game.

I only want advice on how to BE a trophy wife.

//Matt Moulson clears his throat:

I support this statement. She irks me. (I've found her annoying-to-average in all of her films. Bored by Winter's Bone, thought Silver Linings was shit, Hunger Games good GOD dull, terrible in X-Men. Eesh.)

I'm tired of people telling me I shouldn't hate Anne Hathaway. Goddammit, this is America and I can irrationally hate any actress I want. You can't stop me!

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I know, that's what I find so infuriating. It's fine if the staff of Jezebel can't understand how to draw conclusions from academic studies. Really. But they consistently get it wrong. I can't remember the last time they reported on academia and got it RIGHT. They need to stop because it's embarrassing, disingenuous,…

Okay, fuck the personal anecdotes. The problem is that Jezebel—again—is drawing conclusions that the study doesn't support. It is completely invalid to say that participating in team sports lowers incidence of girls being bullies, because that's not what the study looked at in the slightest. The study looked at how…

Physical violence does not equal bullying.

Fiancee, but yes. This isn't just some random blonde lady in the stands.

You shut your dirty whore mouth.

Because this country is extremely bad at providing cost-effective health care of any kind.

For people with private health insurance, Planned Parenthood offers a very good primer on BC coverage under Obamacare. Unfortunately, a lot of it is up to your particular soulless bureaucratic body, but it's important that everyone know their rights under the law. So read up already.