But every once in a while, don't you WANT those people on facebook to induce a little bit of a rage stroke? I find that some days I just want to pick a fight with someone I haven't spoken to in five years. *Sees dumbass post* and off to the races we go! A bit of righteous indignation can be good for the heart.

It's not sad, it's fucking criminal.

The girl didn't even go to THAT SCHOOL, so it's not a problem. Plus she was probably asking for it. PLUS! I mean, come on. We all know who the real victim is: I mean, how many players is this poor coach going to lose?

The evolutionary process should render us so lucky.

I sort of feel like at a certain point, Darwin wins and pandas just fade into extinction.

Oh, she's a total quack. It was a physical exam. She handed me the prescription while cheerily telling me that someone was going to cut out breast tissue. It was also awesome that I couldn't get in to see the specialist for about three weeks, so I spent the entire time quietly convinced that I was about to die or be…

That's what they did to me when my doctor found a great deal of "dense tissue." Of course, she phrased it as, "You need to go see a cancer specialist; I don't think you have cancer, but they're probably going to want to take the tissue out anyway." Which has me panicked because I was 23 and I thought they were going…