That was a long way to go for that pay off.

When...the ball hits your glass

Being a Jags fan, this doesn't affect me in any way, shape, or form.

I think of it like..
If it's negatively affecting your life, and you can't stop. Then you have a problem.
Pretty simple

Nah, Colts had the momentum, no need to make such a hot fuss out of that injury.

The Brandon Flowers injury was a killer.

The lesson, as always: Don't mess with a woman's kids when her Crimson Tide is at its worst.

Buzzed diving is still drunk diving

-George

I'm from LA, and it is striking how different the northern and southern parts of the state are. North LA is basically MS or east TX. Before the Saints won a super bowl, those assholes actually rooted for the Cowboys. North LA is very Baptist and Pentecostal. South LA, on the other hand, is Cajun and Catholic. It is…

For once and for all: There is no such thing as gumbo north of a line extending through roughly Marksville. Anyone selling you "gumbo" up there is full of crap.

you rang?

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

Because Bobsplosion is a traitor who changed his avatar:

This Dude Just Won $100,000 Throwing Like a Football Like a Guy Who Figured Out a Way to Win $100,000

you mother fu.....