Everything about this makes me sad. There’s a classic underneath all that shit somewhere.

Time for this guys wife to revoke his CriCut privileges and for penance make him spend some time with a hair dryer or heat gun. ND for the dash toupee alone.

I would need to determine the costs to “un-funk” the entire car back to semi-original.  NP if it can be subtracted from the asking price.

None of them. I would never recommend a car to a non-car person again. Shit goes wrong with the car or they just don’t like it, then it’s somehow on me.

191 mph Italian car designed by Lorenzo Ramaciotti, a former chief of Pininfarina, is totally run of the mill. It’s basically a RAV4.

What part of the Hamptons is he from?

An Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio is a normal, average car??

fawning unhinged lunatic, in this pic. looks like wormtongue ala lord of the rings.

If you can’t find a picture of Musk where he doesn’t look like an unhinged lunatic, then I’m gonna need you to stop posting pictures of Musk.

This wasn’t even a police chase, makes this even more senseless.

First image that I thought of when I read the latest Musk ripoff news. His next act? Plastic oceangoing submersibles...

Yep. The vehicle is stretched and looks almost comical.

Somehow that is simultaneously the ugliest Porsche and least useable minivan ever. That’s almost impressive. It looks as long as full size pickup.

You’re seriously asking why the Cadillac CTS-V Blackwing is a good car? On Jalopnik dot com? 

Somebody lost a bet.

Agreed. Imagine Chevrolet without the Corvette. It’d fade into a truck-only brand like Ram. 

They made the mistake of letting the price creep up way too much. I bought a new Hybrid Ford Maverick for $25k MSRP. A new Miata has got to cost less than a more functional vehicle.

I don’t know if posting this take on Jalopnik dot com should be considered brave or asking for it, but best of luck to you. You’re gonna need it.

I will pick a nit with you on Porsche- the Cayman/Boxster is a fantastic old school drivers car. That said, it’s going electric and as a GT4 owner, I feel ya.

A few indie ones every now and again. His main claim to fame as a bassist in the band Dogstar!