Hot take: maybe manufacturers don’t love having their brands associated with the rage-inducing and utterly soul-crushing experience of visiting car dealerships? Maybe they looked at the purchase funnel and thought, gee, what if our customers didn’t have to lower themselves into a bath of vomit and bile just to give us…

I have been buying cars for close to 30 years.

Senator Tom Wright? 

By Carvana. Traditional car dealers have been working within these models for decades without a problem. That’s why you see the law now, in the specific state where Carvana is about to lose their dealer’s license.

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

Ahh yes, the driver is 100% at fault because he used a federally approved driver assist system which malfunctioned. Makes perfect sense. This is more like the truck driver whose breaks failed due to the company he worked for not doing proper maintenance crashing into ppl and then getting charged with murder. It wasn’t…

Well Republicans tell me that arming people makes them safer and more polite, so clearly this is fake news.

Yeah, 13 miles of range is like 3-4 kWh of energy. That seems like such crazy high power consumption for the infotainment computer.

I wouldn’t put it past Tesla to be crypto mining on their customer’s vehicles.

Aren’t these just laptop components? A laptop can run half a day on a little 60Wh battery, why does it take 13 miles of range to power that?

God, I want the new GR86. It's the perfect sports car. Lucky bitch.

I’m sure we’ll see that for the mid cycle refresh in 15 years. 

So you wanna say, that someone paid 2x MSRP on 20 year old truck just to be able to use cheap parts?

None of that stuff is even close to worth 60 grand out in real life.

There will be parts availability on a Ford F-Series pretty much up until the Sun consumes the Earth. It’s a safe bet in this case, and that 7.3 will still be running by then too.

Haven’t we all found something under the seat of a vehicle and don’t remember how it got there?

Look I’m not one to defend the police, but I’m pretty sure fleeing them in one stolen car followed by a switch into another stolen car constitutes probable cause for a search.

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THIS! THIS! is the journalism I come to Jalopnik for every day all day! Thanks for the laugh! I love this! Keep up the great work.

First of all, these sub-compacts are not ideal for moving more than two people