Haven’t we all found something under the seat of a vehicle and don’t remember how it got there?

Look I’m not one to defend the police, but I’m pretty sure fleeing them in one stolen car followed by a switch into another stolen car constitutes probable cause for a search.

You know the rest...

I think that their goal isn’t to sell batteries, but to get bought by another company.

“A car that runs 1000 miles on salt water” sounds like a weird way of describing an ocean-going yacht.

Seriously, though, what were people expecting? A Starbucks?

THIS! THIS! is the journalism I come to Jalopnik for every day all day! Thanks for the laugh! I love this! Keep up the great work.

Of course this was the first article I read today. Never change, torch. Never change.

First of all, these sub-compacts are not ideal for moving more than two people

Regardless of their motivations, it’s nice to see they did the kid a solid. 

Let’s not kid ourselves that this isn’t (at least in large part) an opportunity for good PR for Frank Kent MC.
 
Still, motives aside, good on them for stepping in to help out.

if you live to 99 you die of supernatural causes because only magic keeps people alive past 90

Ugh, that has unfortunately been my experience as well

I heard they were putting 5Gs in the trains 

I’ve seen and read enough of libertarians during our on ongoing healthcare and public health crises debates to learn that they pay lip service to the idea of public welfare and that’s as far as they go. Maybe if there are some market forces that can intervene on behalf of this intersection we’d get a resolution, but…

Your right to keep this railroad crossing safe ends where my right to drive my personal property begins

They have level crossings for high speed rail all across Europe and don’t have near the problems we have in ‘Murica.

I'd kind of like to see their Version Control matrix... but I think my head would explode. One of these times they are gonna brick 500k cars. 

“You can still get the XL Hybrid for $19,995"

I wonder if it’ll understeer very much....