Maybe Musk should throw in a free Bible, a copy of the U.S. Constitution, some gold colored sneakers and an NFT of Musk dressed up like a cowboy astronaut.

A businessman leaves his building after work and sees a man on the street pumping a fumigator towards the sidewalk. “Sir, may I ask what you are doing?” The businessman inquired. “Why certainly,” the man with the fumigator replied. “I am fumigating for elephants.” Incredulous, the businessman protested: “Elephants?…

Doesn’t exist? Are you crazy? They said the same thing about leprechauns... but who laughing now?

When’s the last time Elon Musk warned about the dangers of climate change? When he was trying to sell a car? When’s the last time he spent some of his vast fortune promoting climate change activism and how does that spending compare to the billions he spent hate-buying social media platforms? I honestly doubt Musk…

The space company run by the second-richest man in the world says that colonizing Mars is “necessary for the long-term survival of the human species.”

Well, you’re right about that. Trump’s fragile ego seems to be the one thing that trips up his otherwise single-minded money grubbing.

Or maybe he’s more racist than Trump. I’m pretty sure Trump wouldn’t openly express his racism if he thought it would cost him money.

Gonna buy a Fisker Ocean right after I’m done buying up all the “Truth Social” stock I can get my hands on.

Tesla used to be the only game in town when it came to electric vehicles. That’s no longer the case. Musk is an idiot. Just check out Tom Voelk’s review of the Cadillac Lyric:

I mean Donald Trump is literally posting day and night about how climate change is a myth and electric cars are going to destroy the entire U.S. car industry and take the broader economy down with them. Why Musk would hitch his ideological wagon to that ignorant man’s vicious culture war just boggles the mind. Trump’s…

I once pointed out that an article a conservative Facebook friend had posted was fake. He got angry at me. Now the rational response to someone pointing out that an article you posted is fake is to distrust the source of the article you posted from. The Conservative response, however, is something along the lines of:…

Train to dong-town...

The RNC is now asking people whether they believe the 2020 elections were fraduluent in their work application forms. It’s a cult, now, not a political party.

Those cars were an interesting story: design studies commissioned by a CEO who appeared to be doing his best to drive the company into immediate bankruptcy.

The other day I was fed an ad that boasted: “The New Buick’s Will Astound You” featuring a picture of the Avista. Then you click the links and it’s nothing but crossovers. I was like “fuck you for lying to me like this, Buick!”

Is an always will be the Alfa/Bertone Carabo:

Yeah... I kind’a did...

I get this... while my 2011 Acura TSX likely doesn’t have sound to match that Mercedes, the ELS audio system with 5.1 surround DVD-Audio capability was a revelation when I first popped in the included demo DVD-A and did induce me to buy a home DVD player that supports both DVD-Audio and SACD so I could benefit from…

There’s literally nothing a conservative can say that’s so stupid and demonstrably false that he won’t double down on it when called out. There’s literally nothing a conservative can say that’s so stupid and demonstrably false that he’ll be punished for it by his own constituents. This is the reality we live in: a…

Elon Musk spent all of 2023 insulting his most important customer base, and promoting causes they find repugnant. Is this a surprise to anyone?