Having been a cashier before in high school, it’s a simple job and it’s just dumb fucking people left to do the job.

Probably the most sensible answer for someone who wants a reliable car that’s fun to drive and you won’t be embarrassed to drive your work colleagues in. 

The new Prius gets about 60 MPG. Over 250,000 miles, assuming $4 a gallon, you’re saving $16,664.00 over a car that averages 30 MPG.

What would have been funny would be to see what percentage of the Cybertruck’s battery was depleted after the run. I’m guessing it’s an embarrassingly large amount.

What Musk says: “I need another 12% stake in Tesla to grow its artificial intelligence business.”

Interestingly, Henry Ford is probably the last guy I would associate with a quote like that. When you think about the history of various car manufacturers, a lot of them were born of or strongly associated with early racing programs (Maserati, Ferrari, Lotus, Jaguar) but Ford has always been about mass production and…

Not that Tesla is the only one guilty of this sort of nonsense. I remember for years numerous auto manufacturers with quickish cars would brag about how their car was “faster than a Porsche.” Of course, they were referring to the base model, 201 Hp Boxster that managed a 0 - 60 time of just under 7 seconds, and not…

Always loved the Bertone/Fiat X1/9. When I was a kid it was my attainable dream car:

Wrong gearbox. ND.

Hy helicopter’s in the shop, too, though!

Can I pay additional to cover damage to my vehicle while I’m committing a crime? Like flood insurance?

Yup. No such thing as a fender bender anymore when there’s $2500 worth of sensors built into the fender.

More than you can afford...

It looks like something created for dystopian video game with no licensing rights to an actual Charger.

NFT’s dead? Someone needs to inform the Grifter in Chief:

So how the Hell am I supposed to get to work???!!!!

I know of no car labelled “limited” that has had an unlimited production run. And adding the name “turbo” to an electric car is as stupid as manufacturers putting a “turbo” button on those old x486 computers so you could slow their clock speed down to play older games.

I’ve always thought the Model X was an attractive car. The rest of them, though... yeah, you can take them or leave them.

Just glad to see some American manufacturers on the list. If you’re on Tesla’s corporate board, though, yo’ve got to be at least a little worried that several electric vehicles are on the list, but no Teslas. This could be the “Elon Musk is a complete fucktard” effect.