Ghost buses are the new black helicopters.

It’s an entirely irrational, subjective opinion based on the look of the current Honda Civic sedan and the current Honda Civic hatch. I like the way the sedan looks better than the hatch, even though I realize that the hatch is far more practical as a daily vehicle.

Back in the day, the state of South Carolina used to suspend the licenses of people convicted of DUIs and force them to drive mopeds to work. I think we could start with something that, on a national level, for drunk drivers and habitual speeders like this guy before we decide to get all nanny state on the rest of us.…

Listen, I don’t want to brag, but they’ve done studies and 60% of the time, the stuff I say is invariable correct.

It’s pretty much the last manual “luxury” car you can buy (yes, scare quotes because it’s just a gussied up Civic). It’ll probably be my next ride. I can’t hate it, even if, for purely irrational reasons, I’d have been happier if it wore the sedan body style.

Bingo! This is the problem. It’s easy not to realize you’re driving wit the lights off when everything inside the car is illuminated like Toyko at night.

In my experience new exotics are owned by rich people who want to show off their money, or YouTubers... both of whom are odious in their own way. The sole exception to this rule are high-end Porsches. These cars are owned by rich people who are also car enthusiasts, which is why Porsche still makes GT3's with manual…

A man and woman in Polk County, Florida...

Pretty much every brand-new exotic. And conversely, I gain respect for guys I see driving 10 year or older exotics. The former have money, the latter have passion.

“Complimentary Coitus” would make a great name for a band.

Stuff like this reminds you how far we are from the future painted by sci-fi. In a sci-fi movie an astronaut would have just gone after the thing with the thrusters built into his space suit. In reality they just had to sit there and watch the toolkit drift off. Does this mean that the ISS has no way to recovering an…

Musk might be more real than Gandalf, but I’ll believe the cybertuck is more real than a unicorn when I actually see one being driven by its new owner.

Headline might as ell read: Gandalf will put a curse on you if you sell the unicorn he gave you.

Saw a Crossfire convertible at Cars and Coffee the other day and was surprised and intrigued to discover a manual transmission! That alone makes it more desirable in my book than most cars these days. The only bummer was the lovely silver instrument column because you can’t replace the head-unit without ruining the…

Dude, if you haven’t seen it by now, you’ve got no right to complain about spoilers.

Yeah, there inevitably comes at point at which you just say: “Yeah, I know something better will come along in 6 months, but it’s gotten good enough already that I don’t care.”

Polestar partner StoreDot claims to have “revolutionized the conventional li-ion battery by innovating and synthesizing proprietary organic and inorganic compounds*.”

I think it’s hilarious that Sotheby’s felt the need to list this as the “Ekhart collection”... come on and shows some balls, Sotheby’s and name it after the criminal who assembled it.

Yeah... I mean there were almost no contemporary vehicles there. I think I recall a McLaren and the Dodge Demon. Everything else was connoiseur level, classic sweetness.

Yeah. I just want to tap these guys on the shoulder and be like: “So when you were gaming out your plan, was there ever a scenario that didn’t involve jail time?”